I think the point at which I really, really stopped thinking tumblr social justice took itself seriously was when I read “the concept of ‘productivity’ is ableist”.
Congratulations, you’ve failed life.
for me it was when I said “There’s no excuse to not go out and fight for things you believe in if Helen Keller did it” and someone started talking about Helen Keller’s white privilege
I died a little bit that day
helen keller’s white privilege you guys
It’s JUST what you think it is.
mother of god
the magnum opus has been discovered
my theme is broken ho ho ho ho
i should look for a new theme
suddenly……
my blog has 2 columns
A guy classic, Red Yelling Man
when i was little like in 3rd grade daft punk were performing in my town
and my 3rd grade mind got me excited and i was like “omg they’ll all be actual robots”
and i didnt care about my town in the 3rd grade, just robots
so i showed up at like this concert thing in my town and i was so excited
and then they were like “DAFT PUNK!!!!”
and they were robots!
but i figured, what if they weren’t real robots? so i threw water from my robot test pitcher at them
and they kept working, they didn’t shut down or short circuit or anything
that was the worst day of my life
my hair….
is behind my eyes
my hair is behind my eyes
my hair is swimming in my tears
on like the back of my eyes? eye back tears
my hair is behind my eyes
swimming in my tears
my eye
is creeping into my hair
best hair eye friends
my eye
is creeping into my hair
best hair eye friends
swimming in my tears
my hair is in my eyes
kawaii
ipgd:
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Half Life
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science
I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.
Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.
Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night
Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.
Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.
baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along
Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws.
happy wheels
trust me, its not very happy
Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot
Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming.
Pokemon: Spend hours and hours pushing up and down while you scream for eggs to fucking hatch already
No More Heroes: You’re forced to be an assassin by this smokin hot babe that promises to have sex with you if you kill all the other assassins but when you do she just laughs in your face and walks away
Shadow of the Colossus: There are only like 16 enemies in the entire game, and they’re all spaced way the hell apart so you wander around the huge map for ages searching for them. It ends badly for all involved.
Morrowind: You’re an ex-con who gets hired by the CIA because they’re too incompetent to do their own job. You get some missions from your cokehead handler which entail getting homework from some college students in exchange for graverobbing and serial murder and extortion. Eventually you’re told by some black chick that you’re the reincarnation of some gang OG and have to start a revolution, so you murder more people and rob a hardware store before going to a gay Mayan strip club in a volcano to solicit one of the strippers for some hot booty, but he tries to murder you so you go and stab the Big O in the chest. Then the black chick gives you some bling and tells you to fuck off.
Basically it’s like a boring episode of Burn Notice but with a really shitty combat system and no guns.
The MGS series
An egotistical Japanese man stops you from playing a video game to pontificate to you at great length through a number of thinly veiled avatars of himself.
genius
i made a new twitter [link]
friendzone hero
flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop
the bball spurts upwards yus
i am thru the air…. goin for the bball
i hit…the ball
the ball turns out to be the classic sitcom character Urkel
Anonymous asked: Bro, you need to step up your game.
my game, is so fine,
i am ballin,
